I believe ICEE’s are the result of alien contact.
gonna guess a spelt wesaday wrong.
I’m really drunk, looking at boobs and eating pizza.
i like porn better than people.
gonna wacth game grumps and laugh.
Need more rum.
4 AM and I just dont care.
Well tonight its just me, and my good ol’friend Captain Morgan!
I’m honestly too tired to cry.
verspottung: im gonna be a stripper when i grow up oh wait i am grown up You better get on that. I’ll be saving my dollar bills in the mean time.
foxnewsofficial: i’ve procrastinated all my life and got by but now it’s getting to the stage i’m probably genuinely fucking up my future
I don’t care if you drink, smoke, claim straight edge, have lots of sex, have no sex, believe in god, believe in aliens, believe in nothing, eat meat, eat no meat, are vegan, or even like anything I like. Just be cool with me, and I’ll be cool with you.
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It’s usually a good sign this semester going to go well if I’m not Tumblr as much.
I’m wearing a zoot suit to Joey’s wedding because Andrew didn’t say other wise.
truebluesonikku: do you ever try to respect someones opinion on something but you’re just
Looking at porn in the airport terminal. TRY AND STOP ME TSA!
phleps: DRAWING ON THE WRONG LAYER MORE LIKE
daftpnk: not now boner
partybarackisinthehousetonight: *7th grader voice* 69. *tries to hold in laughter*
bildungsburgertum: “Big bang theory memes”
bildungsburgertum: Why Hard Why Hard 2: Why Harder Why Hard with a Vengeance Live Free or Why Hard A Good Day to Why Hard